APP: Head in the skies, feet on the ground



The whole world under our feet…. and following in the footsteps of the inane and insane masters.

I’ve just made an app. It’s selling like hot cakes. The app has many apps, coloured for your convenience. Collectively functions as your Co-Runner to help you Run Your World. Let’s do it together – hand in hand, feet to feet, heart to heart, shoulder to shoulder, side by side, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, cheesecake for cupcake. You can download it from the Apple Store once I finish negotiating the fine print with Apple. Or you can just slip it on, like you do Five Fingers shoes, with the apps caressing the different parts of your sole and soul (if you had any?). It’s up to you. So very flexible and versatile, all my designs always are. So natural too. Just like the five fingers, as if you’re not really ‘wearing it’. Remove it, though, and you will feel naked, vulnerable, sad. Just warning you about the side-effects. All good things in life have a catch. But this one’s worth it. Cos you’re worth it (are you?) (aren’t you?)


GIG: Stop Worrying! Love (Running.) @ UCL Art Museum


On the Eve of Valentine’s Day, come join me to explore why running is so lovable. Book now. Part of the UCL Art Museum’s Time-Based Media Series. !!! NEW DATE NEW VENUE!!!! Due to the tubestrike – yes, more! – I am moving the event to a later date and to a new room. It’s now at the UCL ART MUSEUM, on WEDNESDAY 26 FEBRUARY 18:30-19:30!! BOOK NOW! The performance will last no longer than 25 minutes (unless I am so encouraged to improvise – so don’t give me ideas!) and we could all merrily proceed to the pub thereafter. I know my priorities in life. Have a look at my interview here, written by the lovely art-historian-writer Helen R Cobby.