SITE/SIGHT MAP

• Kaidie's 1000-day Trans-Run: 12.12.2009 - 09.09.2012...
• ABOUT KAI SYNG TAN
• ABOUT KAIDIE’S RUNNING: PhD Research 2009-2013
• ABOUT KAI’S RUNNING: General Research Profile
• RUNNING ONLINE
• BYE THE WAY
• FOUND: ALBUM BY THE LATE KAIDIE
  • Was THIS the Point Of It All???
  • KAIDIE'S SWANSONG
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL MESSAGE found after her death 09.09.2012
  • I am a smart gadget with many smart apps
  • Can you step in and fill this i-pad?
  • Girl running hand-in-hand with girl running
  • Dear Apple or Google or Blackberry
  • Baggage-free
  • The trans-runners are revolting! A critical mass of fleshy mob runners.
  • The best action in a given situation
  • How trans-running was Kaidie's sport and trans-port
  • How trans-running enabled Kaidie to outwit surveillance
  • How trans-running was Kaidie's playful way to subvert the male gaze
• PhD WRITTEN THESIS
  • RE/RUN: 3 YEARS AGO / 3 YEARS LATER
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: the dynamic relationship between artwork-written thesis (and practice -theory, correlativity-causality) in a practice-related Fine Art PhD thesis
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: Multiple levels of running within the written thesis, artwork and between them.
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: Re-presentations of my artwork within the written thesis.
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: The trans-runner embodies their world!
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: Chapter V
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: Chapters II-IV
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: the discourses that formulate trans-running as a playful way to explore the 'world of discourses'.
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: running with Daoist ways
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: running with running discourses
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: re-positionings
  • KAIDIE’S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: the discourses that formulate trans-running
  • KAIDIE'S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS
  • KAIDIE'S RUNDOWN OF HER WRITTEN THESIS: Chapter I
• THE LAST (FINAL) 60 DAYS
  • 12.12.2009 - 09.09.2012, KAIDIE NONDON
  • A HANDS-ON-FEET-ON COURSE-DISCOURSE-EXERCISE WITH KAIDIE THE TRANS-RUNNING-AMB-ASS-ADOR at dOCUMENTA 13, Kassel, on 6 September 2012
  • You are invited to Yonder, Perth Institute of Contemporary Arts, PV September 7, Exhibition September 8- October 21. From down under, will Kaidie die a series of deaths (jetlags included), until she finally goes at 9 September 23:59 hours Nondon time? To Be Continued...
  • dOCUMENTA 13, September 6, Park Schönfeld, Kassel: Come run with Kaidie in a running-discourse!
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL 20 DAYS: Which is the path of most resistance?
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL 26 DAYS: A RE-VISIT OF KAIDIE'S COURSES AND DISCOURSES
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL 30 DAYS: Exploring (extra-)terrestrial trails.
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL 33 DAYS: Want to OFFER help? Come to Kings X.
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL 38 DAYS: Lost? So is Kaidie. Wayfinding with / by the Nondon Ambassador
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL 40 DAYS: As Kaidie's Forerunner CHRIS MARKER moves on, she too begins to pack her bag.
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL 41 DAYS: The Sea Of Pinks of the Nondon Ambassadors
  • KAIDIE'S FINAL 42 DAYS: A ROUSING START to the Greatest Show On Earth (and the Trans-runner's run-up beginning to her Big End)
  • THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS (Day 956, or the final 44 days of Kaidie's run for her life)
  • KAIDIE'S RUNS WITH THE OLYMPIC TORCH in the RUN-UP TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH
  • COMING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON: NONDON 2012
  • A Photo of the Photo-finish in fool glory, in action, in situ
  • KAIDIE'S PHOTO FINISH IN A PHOTO SHOW (GOOD BUY!)
• THE LAST 940 DAYS
  • A ROUGH GUIDE
    • **2010 December performance-lecture at the Slade School of Dine Art**
    • ** TRANS-DIMENSIONAL RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES! A 7-MINUTE RUNDOWN OF OUR SMART WAY TO RUN OUR COSMOS TODAY (as of 2011 September, that is)
    • CRUSHING DEATHS, CRUSHING LIVES: We seek not immortality (as if one lifetime is not more than enough!!) or happy afterlives (we yield not to bullying and blackmails by institutions); we fear not death, but life itself, and how we are living/running it.
    • AN PICTURE OF ENCOURAGEMENT TO ALL OUR FRIENDS IN JAPAN.　日本の皆様、頑張ってください。
    • LETTER TO THE DEAD
    • Again. For, we insist. SCREW WINTER, SCREW PATCHINESS, SCREW FLUCTUATING MOODS, SCREW NON-CLOSURES, SCREW HESITATION, SCREW INDECISION, ENOUGH HEE-HAWING - IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. WE HEREBY OFFICIALLY DECLARE THAT SPRING IS HERE IN NONDON (WC1, to be precise).
    • WE TURN ONE ON 12.12.2010. WE HAVE 637 DAYS TO RUN TO LOOK FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE, before we die on the last day of the Nondon Olympics on 09.09.2012. That is the day we will cease our 1000-day quest.
    • KAIDIE'S HITS/MISSES: IF WE CAN'T/DON'T WANT TO MEET IN THIS LIFE, PERHAPS WE COULD IN OUR NEXT/OTHER LIVES. ASSUMING THAT YOU'D LIKE TO, THAT IS. Same place, same time?
    • IN THE PINK OF HEALTH: DAY 55: (ONE OF) KAIDIE'S MAPPINGS OF HER LIFE 3.0: NOT A WORLD OF BLACKS AND WHITES, BUT OSCILLATIONS OF IN BETWEENS.
    • KAIDIE WALLPAPERS (TO BE CONTINUED) (WATCH THIS SPACE).
    • FAQ-ING HELL...
    • GOODBYE 2009. GOODBYE NOUGHTIES.
    • DAY 15: KAIDIE HAS A NEW SUPERPOWER FOR 2010: LAUNCHING THE MIND over MATTER PLUGIN aka THE M&M PLUGIN (TM). Apologies, you can't download it - BUT I will share it at my first real-life appearance on 20:00hrs 26 January in Villa Straeuli, Winterthur, Switzerland. So, COME!
    • COPENHAGEN: DEAL/NO DEAL/EITHER/OR/NEITHER/NOR
    • DAY 6: MAPMAKING WORKSHOP AT THE BRITISH LIBRARY; ANOTHER SITE MAP FOR THIS SITE
    • A ROUGH GUIDE FOR A LIFE 3.0: DO CONTRIBUTE, AND I WILL TEST THEM OUT!
  • ADVICE KAIDIE NOW!
    • TALK TO ME! YES, YOU! WITH ME, KAIDIE! NOW! HERE!
  • DOING IT WITH OTHERS
    • ** KAIDIE MOMENTARILY RISES FROM HER GRAVE ON 1 AUGUST 2011 IN LIFE 2.0 ON LEONARDO ONLINE **
    • NEAR-DEATHS BY CHOCOLATE: KAIDIE'S BATTLES WITH THE NEMESES (courtesy of JAMES ODLING-SMEE!)
    • 'For by stroking of him I have found out electricity'...
    • BRIGHTON ON THE ROCKS: In July, we asked for your advice for a short trip outside of Nondon; here is our VERY LATE postmortem!
    • DO COME TO OUR 2 (OUT OF 4) OF OUR GIGS IN NONDON THIS WEEK!
    • WE ARE PRESENTING OUR COLLABORATIVE WORK WITH DR. JAMIE O'BRIEN on 16 NOVEMBER.
    • ONE DAY IN THE LIFE OF KAIDIE IN A MINUTE: 7 September 2010 Nondon.
    • HAPLESS STEVEDORE IS A WINNER OF OUR LONDONER QUIZ 2! YOU can be a winner too!
    • HITS & MISSES, FITS & KISSES: Let's agree not to run into each other, but won't you let us take us for a ride? GAME FOR A COLLABORATION WITH US ON OUR EPIC QUIXOTIC QUEST?
    • CLOUD 9'S AND KAIDIE'S (OVERLAPPING) TRAVELOGUES
    • WATCH EPISODE 2 OF CLAUDIA TOMAZ'S FILM ABOUT KAIDIE! And COME ATTEND KAIDIE'S OTHER GIGS SUMMER-FALL 2010 (Nondon, Sao Paulo, Surrey, Singapore, Online)!
    • Kaidie goes ON, and ON, and ON... for 12 minutes in CLAUDIA TOMAZ’S London Ground film ‘KAIDIE AND THE MEANING OF LIFE 3.0′ EPISODE 1. WATCH and VOTE NOW!
    • KAIDIE PAYS HOMAGE TO SOME OF HER VIRTUAL RUNNING BUDDIES AT HER LIFE 1.0 SHOW! #8 YOU CAN BE KAIDIE'S COLLABORATOR TOO!
    • JAMES ODLING-SMEE'S GENESIS OF THE CHOCOLATE NEMESIS.
    • AFTER HER RE-ENCOUNTER WITH GRAYSON PERRY/CLAIRE, SICK KAIDIE HAS A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.
    • WHAT DOES TIME MEAN FOR SOMEONE WHO EXISTS ONLY FOR 1000 DAYS? Urbantick interviews Kaidie.
    • ON 19 APRIL, KAIDIE ABSENT AND HER KIDNAPPER, CHUTHA INDIGO, HAD A VISITOR, MONO FUGUE, IN PHUKET 2.0.
    • MEIFUMADO by M4SK 22, 'INSPIRED BY A MEETING WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EXIST'. Thank you M4sk 22 for inspiring us with a lively and life-affirming work! Let's keep running together.
    • 19 APRIL MONDAY GMT 15:00 SLT 07:00: (RE)VISIT PHUKET WITH KAIDIE AND THE GOOD PIRATE (Kaidie’s Virtual Tourist Notes From Second Life #3)
    • Where has Kaidie been all this while? After the run, where did Kaidie go? Latest conspiracy theory: LUCY SUSPECTS THAT KAIDIE HAS TRANS-MIGRATED (or hitchhiked) TO AN ONLINE NAPLES AND OTHER GREENER PASTURES.
  • DYING
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 17 ... or KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING?
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 16 (Happy Aprilsss Foolsss)
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 15. Kaidie's suicide note / LEGacy
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 14.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 13.
    • ** GOODBYE 2011, HELLO 2012**
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 12. Happy 2-year birth-day (and deaths-days), Kai-die.
    • Haven't died enough (haven't lived enough either, for that matter). So here we go, again, and again, etc, not defeated but combative, fighting back, diverted, inverted, converted, perverted, riveted, reverted, furious, famished, roadblocked, bulldozed through, head first, butt last, get out of our ways, laughing crude guffaws silently to ourselves. Chuffed.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 10.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 9. Rest in Peace Chico! Carry on running.
    • KAIDIE DIES. Variation 8.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 7.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 6.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 5.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 4.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 3.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 2.
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 1.
  • EARLY DAYS
    • CAN YOU FILL KAIDIE'S modestly-sized SHOES? If your screen is 15", this is the EXACT size of Kaidie's feet. Go on, stick your feet up at your shiny screen.
    • DAY 3: UNDERCOVER AS ROACH TO EXPLORE UNDERBELLY OF NONDON
    • I MAKE A NEW FRIEND IN EAST NONDON
  • GETTING THERE (ISH)
    • Haven't died enough (haven't lived enough either, for that matter). So here we go, again, and again, etc, not defeated but combative, fighting back, diverted, inverted, converted, perverted, riveted, reverted, furious, famished, roadblocked, bulldozed through, head first, butt last, get out of our ways, laughing crude guffaws silently to ourselves. Chuffed.
    • REVERIES OF A SOLITARY RUNNER II: flights with Qu Yuan and his beautiful suicide lament (3BCE)
    • REVERIES OF A SOLITARY RUNNER I: Following the footsteps of Rousseau and his final work, Reveries of a Solitary Walker (1776-1778)
    • RUNNING = LIVING = RUNNING. BUT WHEN WE HIT THE WALL MID-JOURNEY, HOW CAN WE FIND THE STAMINA TO COMPLETE IT?
    • In the chaosmos of RUNNING AGAINST and RUNNING AWAY: Our deliriouslydelicious 6am loops in myopicdarkness at Regents Fark. Alternatively, hitting the hamster wheel.
    • BRIGHTON ON THE ROCKS: In July, we asked for your advice for a short trip outside of Nondon; here is our VERY LATE postmortem!
    • WHERE ARE WE, AND WHERE ARE WE GOING?? Running about in Nondon today, we ran into a sea of people who are LIVID about the Coalition cuts to education.
    • WE HAVE RUN AND COMPLETED OUR FIRST LIFE 1.0 MARATHON, FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE PILGRIMS. Thank you all for your support and donations! BIG THANK YOU to the organisers too!
    • PARTLY IMAGINARY CHARACTERS THAT WE ARE, OUR BRUISES ARE FOR REAL: An ongoing catalogue of our Miss Haps (+insults to our injuries). Having come thus far, we will still do our best this Sunday. Fingers (and eyes, and toes) crossed. Watch this space. Don't move (for we will).
    • WE REALLY SHOULD GET CHANGED AND GO TO OUR EXHIBITION SITE (which opens in 2 hours!!), BUT WE CAN'T RESIST STEALING A GLANCE AT THIS BOOK.
    • HELLO WORLD (AGAIN). As I turn 5-months old, I break free from my kidnapper and the world-within-world of Second Life, and run out here, to run my own lives, again. And ask: what on googleearth is going on here in Nondon?
    • DAY 72: THE KAPUTT HAPPINESS PLUGIN 3.0.
    • DAY 68: LOVE IN LIFE 3.0: ONE OF THE POSSIBLE MEANINGS OF LIFE 3.0? (HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE'S DAY.)
    • KAIDIE'S 1st NYE IN NONDON, AS A 157m SPONGE. (SO WAS THAT IT?!)
  • GETTING THERE THERE
    • KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING? 5
    • WHY RUNNING ALONE IS THE BEST/ONLY WAY TO RUN: Like Murakami, Turing and Colin, we run because we seek solitude. We are solitary beings; hence we run long distances. Go on, call us selfish.
    • INTERMISSION: RUNNING AWAY FROM NONDON FOR A DAY OR TWO. WHERE TO?
    • THANK YOU for attending Kaidie's gig last Monday. She has resurfaced - right behind my back, as KAIDIE ABSENT in Second Life. Now that she is re-located, shouldn't I leave?
    • DAY 101: LOCATED: 2D REPRESENTATION OF ONE OF KAIDIE'S 4D MAPS FOR HER TRAVELS IN METAMULTIVERSES. CAN/SHALL/SHOULD WE USE THIS TO GO THERE THERE WITH KAIDIE?
    • WHO/WHERE IS THE VIRTUAL PIRATE? WHERE IS KAIDIE? WHERE IS KAILIVES? WILL THEY ALL MEET IN THE SAME SPACE-TIME? WHO WILL RUN THE RACE TODAY?
    • BREAKING NEWS: LOCATED: Kaidie's 'plan of attack' for Sunday's run. KAIDIE'S SPONSORS, I hope she does NOT run/crawl THIS route!!
    • DAY 80: KAIDIE FALLS (her 3rd in the last 80 days) HEAD OVER HEELS RUNNING ALONG THE PAVEMENT OF FUSTON ROAD. SHE IS TRANSFORMED.
    • DAY 54: RE-STARTING NONDON, AGAIN. A TASTE OF NONDON TAP WATER INSTANTLY TRANSPORTS ME BACK TO THIS REALITY.
    • KAIDIE WOULD LIKE TO ABANDON NONDON FOR WINTERTHUR (FOR GOOD). OR, WE (WHOEVER WE ARE) SHOULD/COULD WRITE KAIDIE OFF (ALREADY).
  • GETTING THERE: RUNNING
    • ** The Creative Process of Running: A 22-minute Discourse (2012 January 25) ** (Happy deathday, 1 year on)
    • REVERIES OF A SOLITARY RUNNER III: following the footsteps of runner-writer Dr George Sheehan (1975)
    • DO YOU WANT TO BE KAIDIE'S FINAL DONOR(S)? HELP US RAISE OUR FINAL £117 FOR SHELTER BEFORE WE RUN THE 2011 NONDON MARATHON NEXT SUNDAY 17 APRIL!
    • WHY WE ARE RUNNING FOR SHELTER
    • In the chaosmos of RUNNING AGAINST and RUNNING AWAY: Our deliriouslydelicious 6am loops in myopicdarkness at Regents Fark. Alternatively, hitting the hamster wheel.
    • 3 PRINTS GONE; WHICH IS YOURS?! Your donation of £100 and above for our RUN FOR SHELTER AT THE 2011 NONDON MARATHON comes with a SIGNED+KISSED+PAWPRINTED unique print from us! Come meet us on 2 March at WC1H 0AB FOR MORE PRINTS! (For the latest posts, sccrrolllllll below).
    • FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF WALID RAAD / THE ATLAS GROUP at the Whitechapel Gallery!
    • As we fly 18,948km Nondon-Sao Paulo (return), WE WILL RUN 189.48km IN LIFE 1.0 BY 7 NOVEMBER TO MAKE UP FOR OUR CARBON FOOTPRINTS (yes we are wussy by moving a couple of decimal points, but better a pathetic gesture than none??)
    • RUNNING THE NEXT LAPS OF THE LONG-RUNNING BODY vs MIND vs TECHNOLOGY vs SOUL DISCOURSES. Trans-dimensional running as a critical strategy for our techonologically-layered multiverse.
    • WE HAVE RUN AND COMPLETED OUR FIRST LIFE 1.0 MARATHON, FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE PILGRIMS. Thank you all for your support and donations! BIG THANK YOU to the organisers too!
    • WHERE DOES KAIDIE DO HER WORLDCHANGINGearthshatteringTEETHCLENCHING WRITING? Nondon on the run: Summer 2010 #2
    • SOMEONE IS BRIBING KAIDIE WITH £2.50 FOR EVERY KM SHE RUNS (or crawls)!! SPONSOR KAIDIE IN HER FIRST LIFE 1.0 MARATHON and WE MIGHT DEVOTE AN ENTIRE POST FOR YOU! (Yes we are that mercenary) #2
    • TRANS-DIMENSIONAL RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES! A ROUGH GUIDE: IN THE CHAOSMOS OF OUTSIDE/IN. Or: Why running is an excellent tactic for the urban dweller.
    • NONDON ON THE RUN: SUMMER 2010 #1. NORTH BY NORTHWEST, AND SOUTHEAST, AND SO ON. 25 July - 1 August.
    • WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION TOWARDS KAIDIE'S RUN FOR THE ROTARY CHARITIES? KAIDIE'S 1st LIFE1.0 MARATHON #1
    • A ROUGH GUIDE TO REGENT'S FARK: KAIDIE'S MOOMOODYMOODMOOD MAP OF HER TYPICAL RUN AT HER FAVOURITE FARK.
    • I LIKE NONDON, BUT IT IS NICE IN HERE TOO. (Kaidie's Virtual Tourist Notes from Second Life #2)
    • HELLO WORLD. THIS IS KAIDIE. (Kaidie's Virtual Tourist Notes From Second Life #1)
    • ANALYSIS OF MY 155.0km PATHETIC RUN-WALK IN COMPENSATION FOR MY 1550km NONDON-ZURICH-NONDON FLIGHT. (But don't you dare scoff - better SOME effort than NO THING [?])!
    • PHYSIOLOGY ART, OR AN ATTEMPT TO LINK ART & EXERCISE
    • I WILL RUN 155.0KM, AS A PATHETIC GESTURE FOR MY NONDON-ZURICH-NONDON FLIGHT. (Better a pathetic gesture, than nothing at all.) (No, NOTHING is better than nothing at all.) (Either way, it's a lose-lose situation.)
    • ON MY 1 WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF LIFE ON googleEARTH, I GO FOR A 15km RUN AND DECIDE TO HAVE NO HAIRCUT FOR 992 DAYS.
    • 4 LAPS AROUND REGENTS FARK: MIND OVER MATTER (IF IT MATTERS AT ALL)
  • GETTING THERE: SWIMMING
    • Our Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #4: 2 RE-PRESENTATIONS
    • CAN WE GET OUT OF THIS CIRCLE, OR ARE WE BACK TO SQUARE ONE? The Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #3.
    • WERE YOU RIDING THE TRAIN ON THE SAME CIRCLE LINE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION? The Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #2.
    • IN ONE OF HER PREVIOUS LIVES, KAIDIE WAS DESYPHUS, SWIMMING ROUND AND ROUND THE CIRCLE LINE IN SINGAPORE. The Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #1.
    • NONDON ON THE RUN: SUMMER 2010 #1. NORTH BY NORTHWEST, AND SOUTHEAST, AND SO ON. 25 July - 1 August.
    • DAY 19: KAIDIE HAS SHAPESHIFTED TO A 157m SPONGE SO AS TO BETTER SOAK UP THE FESTIVE ATMOSPHERE.
    • 12.12.2009: A MOST UNNATURAL BIRTH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAIDIE
  • GIGS & EVENTS
    • 4 artists present at RHUL'S POLYply on 'Consumption', 14 March 2013, from 19:00hrs
    • 'About running, the runner’s high, playing Nondon Ambassador and feeling good: Kaidie's experience of the Nondon 2012 Olympics'.
    • Slade Performance Day, 2013 February 15th, Friday
    • A HANDS-ON-FEET-ON COURSE-DISCOURSE-EXERCISE WITH KAIDIE THE TRANS-RUNNING-AMB-ASS-ADOR at dOCUMENTA 13, Kassel, on 6 September 2012
    • You are invited to Yonder, Perth Institute of Contemporary Arts, PV September 7, Exhibition September 8- October 21. From down under, will Kaidie die a series of deaths (jetlags included), until she finally goes at 9 September 23:59 hours Nondon time? To Be Continued...
    • dOCUMENTA 13, September 6, Park Schönfeld, Kassel: Come run with Kaidie in a running-discourse!
    • A Photo of the Photo-finish in fool glory, in action, in situ
    • **2012 May 30: Recorded version of performance-lecture at the Centre for Mobilities Research, Lancaster University**
    • If Kaidie comes back from her death and performs in front of SOCIOLOGISTS, who will be more scared?? Who will run off first?
    • ** The Creative Process of Running: A 22-minute Discourse (2012 January 25) ** (Happy deathday, 1 year on)
    • ** You are invited to the Private View of the Making Space Exhibition 22 February 6-8:30pm WC1H 0AB**
    • **2010 December performance-lecture at the Slade School of Dine Art**
    • ** GOODBYE 2011, HELLO 2012**
    • ** KAIDIE MOMENTARILY RISES FROM HER GRAVE ON 1 AUGUST 2011 IN LIFE 2.0 ON LEONARDO ONLINE **
    • THANKS TO YOUR AMAZZZING SUPPORT, WE RAISED £1520 FOR SHELTER AND COMPLETED THE 2011 NONDON MARATHON IN 4Hours 24Mins 37secs WITH A PLACE POSITION OF 2132.
    • WE JOIN 40,000 TO RUN THE 2011 NONDON MARATHON ON SUNDAY! But NO, THIS IS NOT A RICHARD-BRANSON PRODUCT-PLACEMENT BLOG POST!
    • DO YOU WANT TO BE KAIDIE'S FINAL DONOR(S)? HELP US RAISE OUR FINAL £117 FOR SHELTER BEFORE WE RUN THE 2011 NONDON MARATHON NEXT SUNDAY 17 APRIL!
    • ALAS! HAS IT ALL GONE PETE TONG!!
    • 30 DAYS TO RAISE THE FINAL £342 FOR OUR RUN FOR SHELTER AT THE 2011 NONDON MARATHON.
    • Come to the SYMPOSIUM AND EXHIBITION 2-4 MARCH (private view 4 March 18:00hrs) SURPLUS TO REQUIREMENTS? Slade School of Fine Art Research Centre Nondon WC1H 0AB. SEE YOU!
    • Mathematically-speaking, we SHOULD take 4 hours to run 42.1km. Non-mathematically-speaking, we may take 40 hours.
    • COME TO THE SYMPOSIUM + PRIVATE VIEW OF OUR GROUP SHOW at WC1H 0AB 3rd MARCH! We'll be there to sell signed prints to raise funds for our run for Shelter, and premiere a new work.
    • MONSTER (a poem of love and its opposites). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
    • WHY WE ARE RUNNING FOR SHELTER
    • THANK YOU OUR FRIENDS FOR YOUR WELL-WISHES FOR OUR FIRST YEAR OF EXISTENCE
    • THANKS to EMMANUEL, SHEA, ANONYMOUS and ERIC, SPRING HAS COME EARLY TO NONDON. GBP £600 raised for our marathon - another £1000 to go.
    • WHO AM 'WE'? The use of the personal plural pronoun explained in this interview we had with Shiseido Singapore.
    • WE TURN ONE ON 12.12.2010. WE HAVE 637 DAYS TO RUN TO LOOK FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE, before we die on the last day of the Nondon Olympics on 09.09.2012. That is the day we will cease our 1000-day quest.
    • 2010 gigs listing
    • 3 PRINTS GONE; WHICH IS YOURS?! Your donation of £100 and above for our RUN FOR SHELTER AT THE 2011 NONDON MARATHON comes with a SIGNED+KISSED+PAWPRINTED unique print from us! Come meet us on 2 March at WC1H 0AB FOR MORE PRINTS! (For the latest posts, sccrrolllllll below).
    • DO COME TO OUR 2 (OUT OF 4) OF OUR GIGS IN NONDON THIS WEEK!
    • Walk the talk / run the dmc: WE PAID UP FOR OUR 18948km NONDON-SAO-PAULO OF CARBON FOOTPRINTS WITH OUR FOOT+FOOT (=FEET) RUNNING 189.48km IN OCTOBER.
    • WE ARE PRESENTING OUR COLLABORATIVE WORK WITH DR. JAMIE O'BRIEN on 16 NOVEMBER.
    • KAIDIE AT SOFT BORDERS: UPGRADE! CONFERENCE. Kaidie’s Rough Guide to Non-Nondon Cities: Sao Paulo.
    • As we fly 18,948km Nondon-Sao Paulo (return), WE WILL RUN 189.48km IN LIFE 1.0 BY 7 NOVEMBER TO MAKE UP FOR OUR CARBON FOOTPRINTS (yes we are wussy by moving a couple of decimal points, but better a pathetic gesture than none??)
    • CHAT WITH KAIDIE 'LIVE' SATURDAY 16:00hrs + SUNDAY 18:30hrs (Singapore time)! We're at 'kaidie3rdlife' on Skype.
    • SETTLE YOUR SCORE WITH KAIDIE THIS THURSDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY! 'LIVE' at ART SINGAPORE 2010. Plus prints and 50-minute film.
    • Talk 'live' with Kaidie on Skype on 7th, 9th and 10th October at ART Singapore 2010!
    • WE HAVE RUN AND COMPLETED OUR FIRST LIFE 1.0 MARATHON, FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE PILGRIMS. Thank you all for your support and donations! BIG THANK YOU to the organisers too!
    • PARTLY IMAGINARY CHARACTERS THAT WE ARE, OUR BRUISES ARE FOR REAL: An ongoing catalogue of our Miss Haps (+insults to our injuries). Having come thus far, we will still do our best this Sunday. Fingers (and eyes, and toes) crossed. Watch this space. Don't move (for we will).
    • IS A CIRCLE ALSO A LINE? CAN A LINE ALSO BE(COME) A CIRCLE? The Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #5.
    • Our Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #4: 2 RE-PRESENTATIONS
    • CAN WE GET OUT OF THIS CIRCLE, OR ARE WE BACK TO SQUARE ONE? The Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #3.
    • WERE YOU RIDING THE TRAIN ON THE SAME CIRCLE LINE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION? The Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #2.
    • KAIDIE WILL BE INTERVIEWED BY AN AUDIENCE MEMBER AT THE DRHA CONFERENCE 7 SEPT- but will the confrontation come to blows?
    • IN ONE OF HER PREVIOUS LIVES, KAIDIE WAS DESYPHUS, SWIMMING ROUND AND ROUND THE CIRCLE LINE IN SINGAPORE. The Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #1.
    • SOMEONE IS BRIBING KAIDIE WITH £2.50 FOR EVERY KM SHE RUNS (or crawls)!! SPONSOR KAIDIE IN HER FIRST LIFE 1.0 MARATHON and WE MIGHT DEVOTE AN ENTIRE POST FOR YOU! (Yes we are that mercenary) #2
    • BLACKED OUT ENDS THIS SATURDAY! MISS AND LIVE TO REGRET.
    • WANNA APPEAR ON THIS AMAZING BLOG? COME TO THE PRIVATE VIEW of BLACKED OUT, THURSDAY 19 AUGUST 18:30 onwards. LIVE MUSIC, WINE - AND GREAT ART, OF COURSE. KAIDIE WILL SHOOT YOU!
    • WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION TOWARDS KAIDIE'S RUN FOR THE ROTARY CHARITIES? KAIDIE'S 1st LIFE1.0 MARATHON #1
    • WATCH EPISODE 2 OF CLAUDIA TOMAZ'S FILM ABOUT KAIDIE! And COME ATTEND KAIDIE'S OTHER GIGS SUMMER-FALL 2010 (Nondon, Sao Paulo, Surrey, Singapore, Online)!
    • FOLLOW KAIDIE ON THE BLACK PATH AND DISCOVER KAIDIE'S MULTILAYERED MIXED-REALITY: Navigating Kaidie's Metamap Show #7
    • A LIFE 2.0 RE-PRESENTATION OF A LIFE 1.0 SHOW THAT IS ENDING IN A FEW HOURS: Kaidie’s metamap exhibition #6.
    • LAST 2 DAYS TO CATCH KAIDIE'S FIRST LIFE 1.0 INSTALLATION! Slade Centre of Research, WC1H 0AB. Kaidie's metamap exhibition #5.
    • 25-30 JUNE: Display of WHY RUN? (WHY NOT?) and other mind+mentalmaps. Slade Centre of Research, Nondon #4
    • A QUICKYSNEAKYBLURRYMCFLURRY PREVIEW OF KAIDIE'S 120MAP-METAMAP: 25-30 JUNE EXHIBITION #3
    • 25-30 JUNE: KAIDIE SHARES A 14-METRE METAMAP OF 120 MAPS OF HER TRANSDIMENSIONAL RUN. Slade Centre of Research, Nondon #2
    • 25-30 JUNE: KAIDIE SHARES HER MEANDERINGMADMAPS + MANDALAS. Slade Centre of Research, Nondon #1
    • DOCUMENTATION OF 3.0, 2.0, 1.0! READY, GET SET, GO! RUN FOR (Y)OUR LIVES! 22 March 2010 performance.
    • 19 APRIL MONDAY GMT 15:00 SLT 07:00: (RE)VISIT PHUKET WITH KAIDIE AND THE GOOD PIRATE (Kaidie’s Virtual Tourist Notes From Second Life #3)
    • 3.0, 2.0. 1.0! READY, GET SET, GO! RUN FOR (Y)OUR LIVES! Kaidie's 8-minute fullblast at Off the Shelf event, 22 March. Fasten your seatbelts. Or not, for the full impact.
    • TO KAIDIE'S SPONSORS FOR THE MEDECINS SANS FRONTIERES RUN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH INDEED! from all of us.
    • DONATE ONLINE NOW!! SUPPORT KAIDIE’S 10km RUN FOR MEDECINS SANS FRONTIERES 14 MARCH SUNDAY 0900hrs REGENTS FARK.
    • THANK YOU TO ALL AT VILLA STRAEULI IN WINTERTHUR!
    • KAIDIE WALLPAPER 4 (Villa Straeuli gig).
    • KAIDIE WALLPAPER 3.
    • KAIDIE WALLPAPER 2.
    • KAIDIE WALLPAPER 1.
    • SO WE'VE CROSSED OVER TO 2010: DAY 21 OF KAIDIE'S MISADVENTURES IN LIFE 3.0.
    • WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE THIS LIFE (PROJECTIONS)
  • MAPPINGS
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 16 (Happy Aprilsss Foolsss)
    • ANOTHER RUNDOWN (as of 2011 August)
    • NONDON ON THE RUN: SUMMER 2010 #3: HYDRATED LINES OF DESIRE.
    • HITS & MISSES, FITS & KISSES: Let's agree not to run into each other, but won't you let us take us for a ride? GAME FOR A COLLABORATION WITH US ON OUR EPIC QUIXOTIC QUEST?
    • WITH 755 DAYS LEFT ON OUR LIFE (or DEATH) SENTENCE (until the last day of the Nondon Olympics on 09.09.2012), HERE IS AN OTHER MINDMAP OF/FROM KAIDIE'S SEMBLANCE OF LIFE (3.0).
    • KAIDIE PAYS HOMAGE TO SOME OF HER VIRTUAL RUNNING BUDDIES AT HER LIFE 1.0 SHOW! #8 YOU CAN BE KAIDIE'S COLLABORATOR TOO!
    • NAVIGATING THIS BLOG LOG JOG
    • FOLLOW KAIDIE ON THE BLACK PATH AND DISCOVER KAIDIE'S MULTILAYERED MIXED-REALITY: Navigating Kaidie's Metamap Show #7
    • A LIFE 2.0 RE-PRESENTATION OF A LIFE 1.0 SHOW THAT IS ENDING IN A FEW HOURS: Kaidie’s metamap exhibition #6.
    • LAST 2 DAYS TO CATCH KAIDIE'S FIRST LIFE 1.0 INSTALLATION! Slade Centre of Research, WC1H 0AB. Kaidie's metamap exhibition #5.
    • 25-30 JUNE: Display of WHY RUN? (WHY NOT?) and other mind+mentalmaps. Slade Centre of Research, Nondon #4
    • 25-30 JUNE: KAIDIE SHARES A 14-METRE METAMAP OF 120 MAPS OF HER TRANSDIMENSIONAL RUN. Slade Centre of Research, Nondon #2
    • 25-30 JUNE: KAIDIE SHARES HER MEANDERINGMADMAPS + MANDALAS. Slade Centre of Research, Nondon #1
    • RUNDOWN (as of June 2010)
  • MOVING IMAGES
    • ** The Creative Process of Running: A 22-minute Discourse (2012 January 25) ** (Happy deathday, 1 year on)
    • **2010 December performance-lecture at the Slade School of Dine Art**
    • ** TRANS-DIMENSIONAL RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES! A 7-MINUTE RUNDOWN OF OUR SMART WAY TO RUN OUR COSMOS TODAY (as of 2011 September, that is)
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 6.
    • MONSTER (a poem of love and its opposites). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
    • ONE DAY IN THE LIFE OF KAIDIE IN A MINUTE: 7 September 2010 Nondon.
    • DOCUMENTATION OF 3.0, 2.0, 1.0! READY, GET SET, GO! RUN FOR (Y)OUR LIVES! 22 March 2010 performance.
    • THANK YOU TO ALL AT VILLA STRAEULI IN WINTERTHUR!
    • A ROUGH GUIDE FOR A LIFE 3.0: DO CONTRIBUTE, AND I WILL TEST THEM OUT!
    • 4 LAPS AROUND REGENTS FARK: MIND OVER MATTER (IF IT MATTERS AT ALL)
  • NONDON A-Z
    • How trans-running was Kaidie's sport and trans-port
    • How trans-running enabled Kaidie to outwit surveillance
    • How trans-running was Kaidie's playful way to subvert the male gaze
    • 12.12.2009 - 09.09.2012, KAIDIE NONDON
    • KAIDIE'S FINAL 30 DAYS: Exploring (extra-)terrestrial trails.
    • KAIDIE'S FINAL 33 DAYS: Want to OFFER help? Come to Kings X.
    • KAIDIE'S FINAL 38 DAYS: Lost? So is Kaidie. Wayfinding with / by the Nondon Ambassador
    • KAIDIE'S FINAL 42 DAYS: A ROUSING START to the Greatest Show On Earth (and the Trans-runner's run-up beginning to her Big End)
    • THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS (Day 956, or the final 44 days of Kaidie's run for her life)
    • KAIDIE'S RUNS WITH THE OLYMPIC TORCH in the RUN-UP TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH
    • COMING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON: NONDON 2012
    • A Photo of the Photo-finish in fool glory, in action, in situ
    • FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF WALID RAAD / THE ATLAS GROUP at the Whitechapel Gallery!
    • No offence to all you lovely trans-dimensional running companions - virtual and real - of ours, but WE'VE DEVELOPED A FATAL ATTRACTION TO THOSE RUNNING BUDDIES WHO HAVE DROPPED DEAD, GORGEOUS.
    • NONDON ON THE RUN: SUMMER 2010 #3: HYDRATED LINES OF DESIRE.
    • TRANS-DIMENSIONAL RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES! A ROUGH GUIDE: IN THE CHAOSMOS OF OUTSIDE/IN. Or: Why running is an excellent tactic for the urban dweller.
    • NONDON ON THE RUN: SUMMER 2010 #1. NORTH BY NORTHWEST, AND SOUTHEAST, AND SO ON. 25 July - 1 August.
    • CLOUD 9'S AND KAIDIE'S (OVERLAPPING) TRAVELOGUES
    • GIVEN THAT THE PREVIOUS POST HAD BEEN EXCEEDINGLY VERBOSE, THIS ONE IS SILENT. KAIDIE’S ROUGH GUIDE TO THE EXOTIC FAR EAST #5: RIDLEY MARKET.
    • EVERYDAY ENJOYMENT WITH SPECIAL SAUSAGES in Little Britain in 25 steps: KAIDIE’S ROUGH GUIDE TO THE EXOTIC FAR EAST #4.
    • THE INVISIBLE (LAYERS OF THE) CITY: KAIDIE’S ROUGH GUIDE TO THE EXOTIC FAR EAST #3.
    • YOU ARE HERE (BUT I AM THERE). KAIDIE’S ROUGH GUIDE TO THE EXOTIC FAR EAST #2: ALONG THE CANAL.
    • DALSTON-KINGSLAND: KAIDIE'S ROUGH GUIDE TO THE EXOTIC FAR EAST #1
    • A ROUGH GUIDE TO REGENT'S FARK: KAIDIE'S MOOMOODYMOODMOOD MAP OF HER TYPICAL RUN AT HER FAVOURITE FARK.
    • Dislocating Kaidie: ONE OF KAIDIE'S GLOVES FOUND AT ST PANCREAS STATION! AND OTHER SIGHTINGS. HAVE YOU SPOTTED KAIDIE IN THE PAST 3 DAYS?
    • KAIDIE'S 1st NYE IN NONDON, AS A 157m SPONGE. (SO WAS THAT IT?!)
    • I MAKE A NEW FRIEND IN EAST NONDON
    • 4 LAPS AROUND REGENTS FARK: MIND OVER MATTER (IF IT MATTERS AT ALL)
    • WHILE FLYING ACROSS NONDON, I DECIDE TO BE A CATFISH IN MY NEXT LIFE
  • OTHER CITIES
    • DEFENCE OF THE REALM: Running into bloodcurdling mannequins and pigeon-espionages. And Alan Turing, of course.
    • BRIGHTON ON THE ROCKS: In July, we asked for your advice for a short trip outside of Nondon; here is our VERY LATE postmortem!
    • Kaidie shoots shooters shooting Gil Vicente shooting the queen and bush at the 29th Sao Paulo Biennale, Brazil, October 2010. All very worthy killings indeed.
    • KAIDIE AT SOFT BORDERS: UPGRADE! CONFERENCE. Kaidie’s Rough Guide to Non-Nondon Cities: Sao Paulo.
    • Kaidie's Rough Guide to Non-Nondon Cities: Sao Paulo: DEMONS slash GODS slash TOP slash BOTTOM
    • WE HAVE RUN AND COMPLETED OUR FIRST LIFE 1.0 MARATHON, FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE PILGRIMS. Thank you all for your support and donations! BIG THANK YOU to the organisers too!
    • DAY 45: KAIDIE'S ROUGH GUIDE TO WINTERTHUR (KAIDIE, THE TOURIST OF LIVES 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0, ENJOYING THE WINTER DELIGHTS OF WINTERTHUR).
  • POINTS OF DEPARTURE
    • REVERIES OF A SOLITARY RUNNER III: following the footsteps of runner-writer Dr George Sheehan (1975)
    • REVERIES OF A SOLITARY RUNNER II: flights with Qu Yuan and his beautiful suicide lament (3BCE)
    • REVERIES OF A SOLITARY RUNNER I: Following the footsteps of Rousseau and his final work, Reveries of a Solitary Walker (1776-1778)
    • WERNER HERZOG ('My mandate is poetry. Period.') WAS CHARMING, AS EXPECTED. Unexpected: technical cockup, and a very cocky 'interviewer' who should be subjected to a Kinski rant, 23 March 2011.
    • THANKS to EMMANUEL, SHEA, ANONYMOUS and ERIC, SPRING HAS COME EARLY TO NONDON. GBP £600 raised for our marathon - another £1000 to go.
    • As we stuff our faces with stuffed birds/puds/sprouts/mulling about, shall we have a DISCOURSE? (RUNNING TO & FRO, from the Latin 'discursus')?
    • FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF WALID RAAD / THE ATLAS GROUP at the Whitechapel Gallery!
    • RUNNING THE NEXT LAPS OF THE LONG-RUNNING BODY vs MIND vs TECHNOLOGY vs SOUL DISCOURSES. Trans-dimensional running as a critical strategy for our techonologically-layered multiverse.
    • No offence to all you lovely trans-dimensional running companions - virtual and real - of ours, but WE'VE DEVELOPED A FATAL ATTRACTION TO THOSE RUNNING BUDDIES WHO HAVE DROPPED DEAD, GORGEOUS.
    • WE HAVE RUN AND COMPLETED OUR FIRST LIFE 1.0 MARATHON, FOLLOWING THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE PILGRIMS. Thank you all for your support and donations! BIG THANK YOU to the organisers too!
    • WE REALLY SHOULD GET CHANGED AND GO TO OUR EXHIBITION SITE (which opens in 2 hours!!), BUT WE CAN'T RESIST STEALING A GLANCE AT THIS BOOK.
    • TRANS-DIMENSIONAL RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES! A ROUGH GUIDE: IN THE CHAOSMOS OF OUTSIDE/IN. Or: Why running is an excellent tactic for the urban dweller.
    • INTERMISSION: RUNNING AWAY FROM NONDON FOR A DAY OR TWO. WHERE TO? Part II.
    • INTERMISSION: RUNNING AWAY FROM NONDON FOR A DAY OR TWO. WHERE TO?
    • KAIDIE'S SLIGHT DETOUR/DIVERSION/REALITY CHECK: ON HERZOG'S ENIGMA OF KASPER HAUSER (Catch on BBC iplayer now!)
    • TRAVELLING IN THE WORLD-WITHIN-WORLD-WITHIN-WORLD OF THE METAVERSE
    • WHERE IS THAT 'SPACE' IN CYBERSPACE? (HOW) DOES PHYSICS FUNCTION IN CYBERSPACE? Where did we come from? Where are we now? Where (the hell) are we off to?
    • IN THE METAVERSE, NO ICARUS WILL CRASH. Even if/when I crash, I will be reborn and life goes on. And on. Infinitely. Ad nauseum.
    • DOUBLETHINK: CONTRADICTORY IN TERMS
    • IN THE PINK OF HEALTH: DAY 55: (ONE OF) KAIDIE'S MAPPINGS OF HER LIFE 3.0: NOT A WORLD OF BLACKS AND WHITES, BUT OSCILLATIONS OF IN BETWEENS.
    • TRIP-WITHIN-A-TRIP-WITHIN-A-TRIP: KAIDIE IN HEIDILAND!
    • IF YOU COULD LIVE YOUR LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN, HOW WOULD YOU CHANGE IT?
    • SUPERMAN/SAMSARA, LIGHTNESS/WEIGHT
    • THE MUSEUM OF EVERYTHING AND HENRY DARGER (many thanks to JO & ROB for this wonderful recommendation!)
    • "IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE BEEN ME."
    • MA: THE CONCEPT OF IN-BETWEEN: PART 1
  • PRESS COVERAGE
    • IN 2011 JANUARY 11, WE (Kaidie, Kai die, Kai live, Kai Syng Tan, dead Kai) POPPED UP AT ASIA TATLER (Singapore).
    • IS A CIRCLE ALSO A LINE? CAN A LINE ALSO BE(COME) A CIRCLE? The Bras Basah Station permanent public art work post #5.
    • Kaidie goes ON, and ON, and ON... for 12 minutes in CLAUDIA TOMAZ’S London Ground film ‘KAIDIE AND THE MEANING OF LIFE 3.0′ EPISODE 1. WATCH and VOTE NOW!
    • A month ago, during Kaidie's dislocation, she was momentarily located in a Singapore newspaper in Life 1.0 (printed edition) and Life 2.0 (online version), and Life 3.0 (somewhere in between).
    • KAIDIE'S DISLOCATION PROVOKED A WORLDWIDE HUNT (of sorts). (Perhaps Kaidie had been virtually hanging out with Mika, as pixels)
    • KAIDIE INTERVIEWED ON WINTERTHUR RADIO STADTFILTER ABOUT (HER) LIFE 3.0 (26 January 2010)
  • QUIZ!
    • Merry mad/maudlin Xmas - apt times to ask the big question: ARE YOU ALIVE? ENTER QUIZ NOW! LIFE QUIZ C
    • HAPLESS STEVEDORE IS A WINNER OF OUR LONDONER QUIZ 2! YOU can be a winner too!
    • ARE YOU A LONDONER? ENTER QUIZ NOW! LONDON QUIZ 2
    • As we turn 10-months old, we ask: ARE YOU ALIVE (too)? ENTER QUIZ NOW! LIFE QUIZ B.
    • ARE YOU ALIVE? ENTER QUIZ NOW! LIFE QUIZ A
    • ARE YOU A LONDONER? ENTER QUIZ NOW! LONDON QUIZ 1
  • REALITY CHECK
    • Cycles of British Summer Times, cycles of growths of hair (and nostril hairs, and armpit hairs, and mould, and toenails, and teeth, and earlobes, and laugh lines, and tear lines, ley lines, hemlines): WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT HAD A HAIRCUT FOR AN ENTIRE LIFETIME?
    • SCREW WINTER, SCREW UNSTABLE TEMPERATURES, SCREW BLOWING HOT & COLD, SCREW PATCHINESS, SCREW FLUCTUATING MOODS, SCREW NON-CLOSURES, SCREW HESITATION, SCREW INDECISION, ENOUGH HEE-HAWING - IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. WE HEREBY OFFICIALLY DECLARE THAT SPRING IS HERE IN NONDON (WC1, to be precise).
    • WHY WE ARE RUNNING FOR SHELTER
    • THANK YOU OUR FRIENDS FOR YOUR WELL-WISHES FOR OUR FIRST YEAR OF EXISTENCE
    • MEETING AND NON-MEETINGS IN NONDON: KAIDIE AND CLIVE ANDERSON
    • THANKS to EMMANUEL, SHEA, ANONYMOUS and ERIC, SPRING HAS COME EARLY TO NONDON. GBP £600 raised for our marathon - another £1000 to go.
    • So we have explained who 'we' are; now THIS IS YOU! ... So there you are. Nice to meet you, too.
    • We go to bed and dream our recurrent dream of riding the Trans-Siberian, in loops. We wake up, in cold sweat, to (another) new year. Livid, we run a deliriouscatharticmadloop in a myopicdarkness at our favourite Regents Fark at 6am. We only begin to calm down with the words of Bruce Chatwin:
    • 'LIST OF THINGS THAT QUICKEN THE HEART': Closing the year (2010) with an other Chris Marker quote (1983), this time after Sei Shonagon (1002)
    • WE TURN ONE ON 12.12.2010. WE HAVE 637 DAYS TO RUN TO LOOK FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE, before we die on the last day of the Nondon Olympics on 09.09.2012. That is the day we will cease our 1000-day quest.
    • WE TURN 11-MONTHS OLD ON 12 NOVEMBER 2010. 667 more days to go/come/run, before we expire on the last day of the Nondon Olympics on 09.09.2012.
    • WHERE ARE WE, AND WHERE ARE WE GOING?? Running about in Nondon today, we ran into a sea of people who are LIVID about the Coalition cuts to education.
    • MOVING ON: GOODBYE KINGS KROSS, GOODBYE SUMMER
    • SICK ON/OF SUNDAY, MORNING (watch out the worlds behind you).
    • AFTER HER RE-ENCOUNTER WITH GRAYSON PERRY/CLAIRE, SICK KAIDIE HAS A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.
    • WHEN ONE IMAGINARY FIGURE (who is currently run down with gastric flu) RUNS INTO AN OTHER, WHAT SHOULD/COULD SHE SAY?
    • AS I TURN 6-MONTHS OLD, I REALISE THAT I QUITE ENJOY MY LIFE/LIVES NOW, HERE.
    • IT'S DAY 152, AND KAIDIE CERTAINLY HAS MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO. In the midst of trying to make sense of Nondon now/here.
    • LOCATED: KAIDIE AS TOURIST RUNNING ABOUT IN SECOND LIFE, as we mark Kaidie's 100th days of existence. WHAT'S SHE UP TO?
    • PERHAPS KAIDIE HAS FALLEN INTO THE GAP AT ANGEL TUBE STATION AND MOVED ON (or had her body dragged by the tube). TO KEEP UP APPEARANCES, I WILL HAVE TO BE HER STAND-IN FOR NOW.
    • KAIDIE, DISLOCATED.
    • DAY 34: BACK TO SQUARE ONE: SINCE NO RECOMMENDATIONS CAME IN AS TO WHAT I COULD BECOME, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TURN BACK INTO A HUMAN BEING (OF SORTS).
    • DAY 28: THRILLS AND SPILLS OF BEING A SPONGE... WHAT CAN I BE NEXT?? WRITE IN NOW!
    • DAY 26: KAIDIE'S PINKU EIGA (=blue movie in english) (= yellow movie in chinese) (= the spongey saga continues in Life 3.0).
    • DAY 19: KAIDIE HAS SHAPESHIFTED TO A 157m SPONGE SO AS TO BETTER SOAK UP THE FESTIVE ATMOSPHERE.
    • DAY 5: THE GUINEA PIG OF LIFE 3.0 IS FALLEN (OFF THE TREADMILL)
    • DAY 4, OR 996 DAYS LEFT: HAVING SHAPESHIFTED TO A COCKROACH, KAIDIE SNEAKS INTO A PUBLIC LOO AT EATERLOO STATION, AND WHAT DOES SHE SEE?
    • MUMMY DIES DURING CHILDBIRTH
    • Hello world. I've just swum ou...
  • T&C
    • UPDATABLE GLOSSARY: LIFE & ITS DEPARTURES (what better time to deal with this than the break of the new year )
    • UPDATABLE GLOSSARY: TRAVELLERS & TROUPE
    • UPDATABLE GLOSSARY: YOU & I & US
    • UPDATABLE GLOSSARY: THEATRE OF KAIDIES
    • UPDATABLE GLOSSARY (ongoing): IMITATIONS OF LIFE
    • UPDATABLE GLOSSARY: THE MEANING(S) OF LIFE
    • DAY 51: EXOTIC NO MORE: UNPACKED, DECONSTRUCTED, CONSUMED, AND DIGESTED.
    • DAY 49: FOUND IN WINTERTHUR: WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS A NEW PLUGIN? WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT? Shall I write with it? Massage my soles with it? Put it in my nostrils? Laugh at it? Slap it? Insult it? Sit on it? Read it? Drink it? Whisper to it? Flush it? TELL ME!
    • UPDATABLE GLOSSARY: SYSTEM OF 3s OR IN-BETWEEN
    • UPDATABLE GLOSSARY: LONDON, NONDON, NON-LONDON
  • TRANS-MIGRATING?
    • KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING? 7
    • KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING? 6
    • KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING? 5
    • KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING? 4
    • KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING? 3
    • If Kaidie comes back from her death and performs in front of SOCIOLOGISTS, who will be more scared?? Who will run off first?
    • KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING? 2
    • KAIDIE DIES: Variation 17 ... or KAIDIE TRANS-MIGRATING?
  • WEALTH CHECK
    • ON TRIAL: PARTICIPANT 12(F) WITH ELECTRODES, SNAKES, 1k TONE, KY JELLY, 2 X (PLACEBO) PILLS.
    • AN EXPERIMENT-WITHIN-AN-EXPERIMENT-WITHIN-AN-EXPERIMENT: TEST RAT / GUINEA PIG / FAT CAT / BROWN COW
• TRANS-FERRING THE BATON
  • The 1000-days that has been WAAAY overrun, has FINALLY finished its run (fun fun and fun run run). For now.
  • Picks of the pics of the wickwhackwhop breathtakingly breathless week of eventful events
  • Don't just sit and watch. Come walk the talk, or rather run the talk, or rather, RUN AND TALK and talk and run and talk and run and run and talk and talk and run run fun fun fun run run fun fun fun run run fun fun fun run run
  • YOU (if you have contributed to my runrunrun in the past 1000+++days) are INVITED