TALK TO ME! YES, YOU! WITH ME, KAIDIE! NOW! HERE!

Of course, I would love to meet all of you out there, and most of all, YOU, yes YOU! But please understand that I can’t quite do that, much as I would love to (yes, believe me, for real). So the best space and time where we can come together is here. So don’t be shy. Come on in. Here are questions that I have come up, with to get us started. FILL THIS UP, AND SEND IT BACK TO ME. IN RETURN, YOU CAN ASK ME ANY QUESTION THAT YOU HAVE IN MIND. ANY – APART FROM THOSE ALREADY ADDRESSED IN THE FAQ – ANY, ANY, ANY. If you do not fill it up, I will not talk to you. Simple. You do not, of course, have to answer ALL of them (though it will so please me if you would). Just go for the ones you fancy. For the trickier questions, I have even provided some tips to help you! See, Life 3.0 is nice like this.

The Nondon Underground

1. SCREEN NAME / STAGE NAME:
2. CITY OF ORIGIN:
3. LANGUAGES SPOKEN/WRITTEN:
4. WHY ARE YOU IN LONDON?
5. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN LONDON?
6. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? DO YOU LIKE THE AREA YOU LIVE?
7. WHAT KIND OF SPACE DO YOU DWELL? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? Tip: Bedsit, studio-apartment, dorm, hut, straw house, council block, cave etc
   
8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LONDON? COMPARED TO THE CITY YOU HAVE COME FROM? COMPARED TO OTHER CITIES?
9. WOULD YOU LIVE IN LONDON FOREVER? WHY? WHY NOT?
   
10. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LONDONERS IN GENERAL?
11. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A ‘LONDONER’?
12. WHAT CAN KAIDIE DO TO BE A ‘LONDONER’?
13. WHAT CAN KAIDIE DO TO BE A ‘TYPICAL’ LONDONER? ‘GOOD’ LONDONER?
14. WHAT DO YOU LIKE/LOVE ABOUT LONDON?
15. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE/HATE ABOUT LONDON?
16. WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WEEKENDS IN LONDON?
17. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE MEANINGFUL PURSUITS FOR KAIDIE IN LONDON? WHAT RECOMMENDATIONS HAVE YOU GOT FOR KAIDIE TO DO IN LONDON?
18. WHERE CAN SHE GO TO CHECK OUT DURING WEEKENDS?
19. DO YOU THINK THERE IS ALWAYS NOT ENOUGH TIME, OR IS TIME JUST RIGHT?
20. IF YOU ARE TO DIE TOMORROW, WHAT WILL YOU DO TODAY?
21. IF YOU HAVE 1 HOUR TO LIVE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
22. WHAT WILL YOU EAT AT YOUR LAST MEAL?
23. TILL HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
24. HOW IN LONDON DO YOU WANT TO DIE? Tip: Mugged, at UCH(‘s waiting list) with swine flu, run over by the tube, hit by a taser gun, etc
25. WHERE IN LONDON DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
26. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE BEFORE YOU WERE ‘YOU’?
27. WHAT DO YOU WISH TO BECOME IN YOUR NEXT LIFE?
28. WOULD YOU WISH TO REPEAT THIS LIFE?
29. WOULD YOU BE BACK IN LONDON THE NEXT TIME ROUND?
30. IF YOU COULD LIVE YOUR LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN, HOW WOULD YOU CHANGE IT?
    
31. IF YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
    
32. IF YOU WERE MAYOR OF LONDON, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT YOU WOULD DO?
33. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BECOME IN YOUR NEXT LIFE?
34. ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT YOUR LIFE NOW?
35. ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT OUR LIFE IN GENERAL NOW?
36. IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WISH TO CHANGE?
37. IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO, WHO WOULD YOU BE?
38. IF YOU HAD A SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
    
39. IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
40. DO YOU HAVE A WISH FOR YOURSELF OR FOR ‘MANKIND’ IN GENERAL Tip: Imagine yourself as Ms Universe when you answer this question.
    
41. RIGHT NOW, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WISH TO DO THAT YOU CANNOT?
42. IS THERE SOMETHING YOU HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF, THAT YOU CANNOT ACCOMPLISH, FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER?
43. IF YOU ARE GIVEN A CHANCE TO REINVENT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD YOU BECOME? Tip: A famous personality, a not famous personality, a famous non-personality, a person with a different occupation/gender/class/accent/appearance, or not even a person, but perhaps something useful, like a falafel or curtains, etc.
    
44. WHAT GOOD PERSONALITY TRAITS DO YOU THINK KAIDIE SHOULD HAVE?
45. WHAT GOOD HABITS SHOULD KAIDIE DEVELOP?
46. WHAT BAD HABITS DO YOU THINK KAIDIE SHOULD NOT DEVELOP?
47. FROM YOUR PERSONAL POINT OF VIEW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KAIDIE’S QUEST?
48. DO YOU HAVE TIPS FOR KAIDIE FOR HER TO LOOK FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE?
49. ANY TIPS FOR KAIDIE TO BE HAPPY? BE HEALTHY? EAT WELL, HAVE A LOVING RELATIONSHIP, WORK-LIFE BALANCE, BE OPTIMISTIC ETC.
50. WHAT OTHER ADVICE DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE KAIDIE?
51. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO KAIDIE IF YOU MEET HER?
52. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO KAIDIE HERE?
53. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO KAIDIE IN A PRIVATE CONVERSATION?
54. WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS TO KAIDIE?
55. WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS BEFORE YOU DIE?
56. WHAT WOULD YOU WRITE ON YOUR TOMBSTONE (IF YOU COULD DO THAT JUST BEFORE YOU GO, THAT IS)?
57. WHAT WOULD YOU WRITE AS YOUR LAST BLOG ENTRY TO US EARTHLINGS?
58. WHAT WOULD YOU WRITE ON YOUR WALL AS A PARTING SHOT?
59. WHAT IS YOUR LAST TWIT? (BE CONCISE NOW! ONLY 140 CHARACTERS!)
60. FINALLY, ONE ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE. JUST ONE. Tip: fab, amazing, shite, so-so, what-life? etc